Monday 14 October 2013

In Breaking News

A friend of mine asked his girl to marry him, and she ACCEPTED! Yippee skip, poor motherfucking bastard.

As self-reported on FaceBook: "I have asked XXXXX to marry me and yes I was on bended knee, I put a bow tie on my lovely Dalmation, I lit a candle...and she said yes."

His status: "feeling blessed"

Oh fuck me. On one level I'm happy for him, on another level I want to fucking cry. This is his second wife, you would have thought that the poor fool would have worked it out the first time.

Plus, he shouldn't be fooling around with older sluts. I never thought that he'd be stupid enough to put a ring on that.

Another poor shit gone down the plughole that is modern society.

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